| Character |
Club Member |
| Aunt Eller | Laura Dickey |
| Albert Peterson | Chuck Gustafson |
| Rosie Alvarez | Wendy Cleverly |
| Helen | Jenni Taylor |
| Nancy | Jessica Davy |
| Alice | Clare Waterson |
| Margie | Annie Radke |
| Charity | Toni Vigil |
| Karl | Steve Combs |
| Harvey Johnson | Jeremy Boulwais |
| Penelope Ann | Angie Thompson |
| Deborah Sue | Jill Carter |
| Fred | Andrew Patterson |
| Suzie | Denise Nishi |
| Christine | Julie Degener |
| Hugo Peabody | Ryan Eddings |
| Ursula Merkle | Kim Hitchcock |
| Kim MacAfee | Stephanie Scharfman |
| Doris MacAfee | Heidi Johnson |
| Harry MacAfee | Erick Smith |
| Mae Peterson | Clare Waterson |
| Reporters | Rich Warner, Pam Andrade, Mari Degener, Carol Hitchcock |
| Mrs. Merkle | Pam Andrade |
| Mayor | Rick Owen |
| Conrad Birdie | Greg Miller |
| Mr. Johnson | Rich Warner |
| Randolph MacAfee | Jayson Thompson |
| Sandy MacAfee | Calolyn Steinmetz |
| Gloria Rasputin | Pam Andrade |
| Mrs. Maude | Mari Degener |
| Mr. Maude | Sam Hitchcock |
| Arsenio Hall | Glen Brewer |
| Jennifer | Crystai Cleverly |
| Dishwasher | Ed Fletcher |
| Bar Patrons | Charlie Stowe, Rich Warner |
| Shriners | Rick Owen, Rich Warner, Erick Smith, Sam Hitchcock, Ed Fletcher, Charlie Stowe |