I know what I live for....

I live for musicals, comedies, and the after show parties
Pick up your tools, sir
Look, the set needs fixing!
Do you see the crowd that came tonight?
Why are the ticket sales so low?
Who let in all those people for free?
I don't know, know, know!!

I live for musicals, comedies, and the after-show parties
Please get in step, sir
While the song is playing
Do you see those people down in the pit?
Give them all a pat on the back!
Working really hard to play those songs,
They're dressed in black, black, black!

I live for musicals, comedies, and the after-show parties
Set aside your life, sir
While the show is running
Did you get directions to tonight's party?
Good luck finding a place to park!
Be nice to the guy who's mixing the drinks
His name is Mark, Mark, Mark!!!