One...day...we...had a crowd
Brought by good reviews, they were loud
It felt like such good news, but then came clouds
Stand aside, that flat's gonna fall
Run for it! Crash! Kersplat!
Don't it go to show ya never know?

Seymour was on the stage
Singin like a hero
Then, like that - we suddenly hear zero
The song is on, but the vocals come and go
Mic feedback! Buzz! Zap!
Don't it go to show ya never know?

Those big plants looked so thrilling
Oof-ouch-hey! But they weren't willing
I pity the actor who had to
Get in there

Those big plants needed drilling,
That lower jaw was oh so illing
And syncing The Voice was a problem
Beyond compare

The Dentist! Here's a chap
Sweat is dripping on down to his lap
He puts on the mask and in a snap
You'll see his breath begin to show.
Oooh nasty! Gasp! Wheeze!
Don't it go to show ya never know?

One day you're building planes
Looking so dejected
Do a show, you get resurrected
Sing some songs-now you rate the big
Bravissimo

Crash kerplunk, bam kerboom,
Zang kazunk, zam kazoom
Zowee powee holy cow the
Vines dropped at the end of the show!
Don't it go to show ya never know?