[Seymour:]

Lift up your slip
Stare into the spotlight
Here, take my arm now
And just die singing "green"

I'll cry a sob
The plant starts to open
I start to lift you
Start bustin' my spleen

Suddenly Seymour
Is straining beside you
You don't feel well-balanced
Don't feel too secure

Suddenly Seymour
Is here to provide you
Sweet levita-a-tion [grunt]
Don't be too sure

[Audrey:]

Nobody ever
Treated me gently
Orin abuses
Seymour's a wimp

He lifts me up
Just to show off my heiney
Then starts to stagger
Nervous and limp

Suddenly Seymour
Is straining beside me
He's losing his balance
He's losing his grip!

Suddenly Seymour
Jerks me around more
Jams my pour a-ankle
Through daddy's lips

[Seymour:]

Tell me this feeling
Won't last forever
Tell me this damn show
Will finally close

[Audrey:]

Please understand that plant's
Still strange and frightening
For sick gimps like I've been
Careful, my toes!

Suddenly Seymour
[Suddenly Seymour]
Trembles beside me
[Trembles beside you]
Suddenly Seymour
[Suddenly Seymour]
Shows off my can
[Yes, your can!]
Turn me around, please
Then daddy will eat me
[boo, hoo, hoo]
S: The stage lights are swelt'ring
A: And your make-up's melting
S: Your microphone's belching
A: It just keeps on belching
And now Seymour's squelching
I [you] need a real man