Damn Yankees!: Song Parody
Songmeister: Mike "The" Wyzard

I'm going to barf
I'm really really gonna barf
When the cast is singin' "gotta have heart"
A headache does start and I barf.

I'm sick of this song
Sick and tired of this song
'Twasn't so bad on the first couple nights
Now it just bites, this song.

This dumb verse is so annoying
DUM DUM DUM
Makes me wish I wasn't here
EAR EAR EAR

Once I used to be enjoyin'
HA HA HA
Now I hope the end is near
HEAR! HEAR! HEAR!

Now I'll barf
I'll really really really barf
I'll gladly do five shows a day,
Please don't make me play that song "Heart"

I don't mind "Who's Got the Pain?"
I love "Near to You"
There's only one song
This show has Got To Lose

Cause that "Heart" song...makes me barf!!!